Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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