id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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