He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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