Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
