this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
