If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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