im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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