What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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