how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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