i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
We have started to decorate penises.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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