too bad you live with your parents still
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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