There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm way too hungover for life right now
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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