i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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