it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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