stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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