Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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