okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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