garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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