Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
are you so shy because you have an std?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Randomize
