i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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