yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
that is very illegal...i love you.
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