Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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