new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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