So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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