I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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