i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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