Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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