ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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