k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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