Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I queefed so loud it echoed.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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