She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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