Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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