girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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