He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Semen is not good for contacts.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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