My brain says no but my pants say off.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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