ya dads aren't the best wingmen
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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