If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Randomize
