she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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