Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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