Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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