so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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