Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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