she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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