The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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