Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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