YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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