whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you still have your period?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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