Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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