dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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