I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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